Ashley Madison Commercials: Funny Affair Ads : CLICK EACH PHOTO TO WATCH ON YOUTUBE!
Ashley Madison is becoming one of the most recognized brands in North America. Ashley Madison has been featured on prominent television shows like Tyra Banks, Dr. Phil, and Larry King. In advertising, branding and building a brand is one of the most important things a business can focus on to make their company 'known'. In order to get the word out that your company exists, creating advertisements that "GET YOUR ATTENTION" is a great way to let people know about your company. Ashley Madison has made quite a few televisions commercials over the years. Ashley Madison knows about getting a person's attention.
Fox has rejected a NFL Super Bowl ad from Ashley Madison, the online dating service for people trying to have affairs. Though the ad does not contain Ashley Madison's somewhat unconventional slogan--"Life is short. Have an affair"--Fox said that its Standards and Practices division "has deemed the Ashley Madison spot is not acceptable to air on FOX. Don't forget to watch the ManCrunch funniest NFL Superbowl Commerical that was banned as well! This Superbowl commercial featured adult film porn star Savanna Sampson. This commercial is titled "Welcome to the Club!", a reference to everyone becoming part of the 'affair club'.
Ashley Madison's holiday commercial, "The Night Before Cheatmas", made headlines yet again for its creativity and ingenuity as well as pushing the advertising envelope. It begins: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; After weeks of preparing all the things left to do, It seems that my husband still doesn't say a 'thank you.' So with him in his skivvies snoring boorishly upstairs, I put on my robe and snuck away with great care; Down to the basement, with my laptop turned on, I opened my browser onto AshleyMadison.com.
The video ends: He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, His back suddenly arched and he shouted and jerked, "Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet, On Cupid! On Donner, I'm Blitzen!" Then, as I lay sated, in my new post-tryst glow, I smiled as he left, his boots crunching the snow.And I heard him exclaim, as he soared through the air, "Life is short, have an affair!"
One of the funniest commercials titled, "The Morning After", starts with a man waking up next to a pretty unattractive woman who is snoring loudly. As he sneaks out of the bed, a voice says, "Most of us can recover from a one-night stand with the wrong woman." As he grabs his clothes and heads out of the bedroom and quietly walks down the stairs, it cuts to a photo on the mantle of him and her on their wedding day. The narrator picks back up by saying, "But NOT when it's every night for the rest of our lives. Isn't it time for AshleyMadison.com?" The last frames are of our trademark, "Life is short, have an affair." while a wedding band falls to fill in the 'O' in Madison.
The most recent commercial to have made headlines was pitched to NBC for a slot during 'The Marriage Ref,' but NBC declined to air the ad. It features an obese, farting, beer-drinking bald husband sitting on the couch watching television while his wife “Sally” who is prancing around in her lingerie while he continues to ignore her. She even has another woman with her in lingerie as the background song talks about her hearing a "commercial that they call controversial" and Sally went with Infidelity because its exciting and AshleyMadison.com is where the adults come to play, as she leaves with an attractive attentive younger man.
Some of our commercials have made it through the air waves and some have been prevented from airing. Ashley Madison made headlines for being prevented for airing a commercial during the Super Bowl. In 2009 NBC banned an Ashley Madison ad from appearing in Super Bowl XLIII. Biderman described the banning as ridiculous, stating that the NFL and NBC allows advertisements for alcohol, despite it causing thousands of deaths every year. Biderman considers the NFL demographic a core audience of the site and promises to "find a way to let them know about the existence of this service." Noel Biderman has done just that. Our company is starting to seriously increase our Internet presence. We have our commercials on YouTube for people to watch and this page was created for you to experience most of the advertisements and keep them all in one place.
This Super Bowl commercial starts out with a man and a woman having dinner at an eloquent restaurant. The man starts texting on his phone, checking out other women that walk by, ignoring his wife, and then a woman's voice says, "Have you ever found yourself on a really bad date?...... Now imagine that date lasting the rest of your life!" Just as the narrator finishes saying that the man gets up from the table saying, "Crap, I have to go..... Happy Anniversary honey." and walks out of the restaurant leaving her in awe. She then flirts with the waiter.
The title of this commercial is called "Bedroom Frolic." It starts out with two extremely attractive people (one of which is colored like an Avatar character) making out on a bed. Then the words, "This couple is married." appears on the screen and cuts to another female who is very unattractive and overweight. Her eyes get big and the words, "But not to each other." appear on the screen. She charges full speed at the bed screaming, "Oh NO you didn't!" while he jumps up saying, "It's not what it looks like!" After a few more seconds of fighting and arguing, she says, "And with your secretary?", as it cuts to a screen saying, "You should have used AshleyMadison.com". The last frame is of her sitting on top of him and smacking him upside the head. A second version of the commercial was done based on a spoof of the characters in the movie Avatar. The one on the left is the original. Knowing the best ways to avoid getting caught, can be invaluable in the process of meeting a playmate to have an affair with. These commercials below made headlines recently when model/actress Sophie Froment was banned from the Miss Canada Universe competition because of her appearance in them. Ashley Madison and Sophie Froment have but publicly express their disappointment in the decision, since Froment took the job to help pay her way through school.
This next advertisement is similar the the ones above. This commercial starts with some racy music and two people rushing over to a bed with a canopy around it. The woman is dressed in blue lingerie while the man is sucking on her neck, kissing her, and running his hands all over her body. The same cuts appear in the commercial saying, "This couple is married, but not to each other." The commercial ends with a woman's voice saying, "Visit AshleyMadison.com". If you don't believe in these Ashley Madison commercials, you could always read some Ashley Madison reviews.
